{"id":903,"date":"2017-06-09T12:53:42","date_gmt":"2017-06-09T10:53:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/imbecil.com\/?p=903"},"modified":"2017-06-09T12:53:42","modified_gmt":"2017-06-09T10:53:42","slug":"harry-el-sucio-salvo-el-tour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/imbecil.com\/index.php\/2017\/06\/09\/harry-el-sucio-salvo-el-tour\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry El Sucio salv\u00f3 el Tour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Bilbao (1963)<\/em> &#8211; Durante la vigesimoquinta etapa del <strong>Tour<\/strong> entre Atxuri &#8211; San Sebasti\u00e1n, a las 12:30 de la hora est\u00e1ndar del centro (18:30 UTC) el lehendakari descendiente de vascogermanos, <strong>Donald Trump<\/strong>, beti bezala de gaupasa, perdi\u00f3 el control de su <em>Lincoln Continental Convertible<\/em> de 1961, y a punto estuvo de causar una cat\u00e1strofe en la cabeza de carrera comandada en ese momento por <strong>Anquetil<\/strong> y <strong>Pou Pou<\/strong> (detr\u00e1s, por supuesto). El agente <strong>Harry Callahan<\/strong>, de gatillo f\u00e1cil, logr\u00f3 solventar la situaci\u00f3n. &#8220;<em>Al\u00e9grame el d\u00eda<\/em>&#8220;, suplic\u00f3 una y otra vez <strong>Jacqueline<\/strong> mientras se arrojaba del veh\u00edculo presidencial para caer sana y salva al lado del <em>Magnum 44<\/em> del sucio inspector. <em>(Foto: Euskal Memorial)<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bilbao (1963) &#8211; Durante la vigesimoquinta etapa del Tour entre Atxuri &#8211; San Sebasti\u00e1n, a las 12:30 de la hora est\u00e1ndar del centro (18:30 UTC) el lehendakari descendiente de vascogermanos, Donald Trump, beti bezala de gaupasa, perdi\u00f3 el control de su Lincoln Continental Convertible de 1961, y a punto estuvo de causar una cat\u00e1strofe en [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":904,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":[],"categories":[9,8,3],"tags":[379,376,378,377,375,108],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/imbecil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/903"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/imbecil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/imbecil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/imbecil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/imbecil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=903"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/imbecil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/903\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":905,"href":"http:\/\/imbecil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/903\/revisions\/905"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/imbecil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/imbecil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/imbecil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/imbecil.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}